This morning I am thinking about women. Yesterday was International Women’s Day, and today, I think that women are incredible. All of the women in my life are amazing: my wife, my mother, my friends; my wife’s mother, my female coworkers and supervisors, heck, even my aunts are generally cooler and nicer and more interesting than my uncles. Certainly, all of them are better than me: smarter and more talented and calmer and less prone to stupidity and temper tantrums.

Women are just better. That’s what I think. And I think that, as a man, I should take this chance to just  — shut up. My last thought is this:

Every day should be Women’s Day.