One of these is me. One is a sloth. 

I forget which is which.

I am Theoden Humphrey. 

Called Dusty.

I am a writer.

I am a teacher.

I am pleased to meet you.

Though not as pleased as I was to meet this sloth. Nothing personal. He was just a very nice sloth, is all.

If you are also a very nice sloth, I would like to meet you, too. If you are a person who reads, I would like to meet you even more than a nice sloth. Please come in.

**My wife, the brilliant artist and illustrator Toni DeBiasi, created the cover art for my book. Please go check out her work here or here.**