This is my first attempt at a website, so I am using the generic site template offered by my hosting company, Network Solutions. I am tempted to keep their absurd sample text, because they slid my name into it without changing pronouns. Here, look:
Starting out writing articles and short stories,Theoden Humphrey holds her own in the writing ring. It's a rarity that someone of her caliber comes along with less than a decade's worth of work.
I don't know why they did this to my name. But I'm keeping it.
One of these is me. One is a sloth.
I forget which is which.
I am Theoden Humphrey.
I am a writer.
This is my new home: forgive the clutter and disarray; I am just moving in and deciding where to put my furniture.
I find that terribly amusing. If you do too, welcome! Come on in.