One of these is me. One is a sloth.
I forget which is which.
I am Theoden Humphrey.
Called Dusty.
I am a writer.
I am a teacher.
I am pleased to meet you.
Though not as pleased as I was to meet this sloth. Nothing personal. He was just a very nice sloth, is all.
If you are also a very nice sloth, I would like to meet you, too. If you are a person who reads, I would like to meet you even more than a nice sloth. Please come in.
